[Pantyholic]

2005 SHITHOUSE OF THE YEAR AWARDS

RECORD NUMBER OF ENTRIES

First introduced in 1987, the annual Cottage of the Year Awards competition has helped focus the spotlight on public cottages also known as toilets throughout the UK.

The Awards are organised and run by the British Toilet Association, being sponsorship by various businesses associated with the Cottage industry including The British Cleaning Council, Armitage Shanks, Cannon Hygiene, SCA Hygiene Products and Technical Concepts, plus the various tourism departments of England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland.

The aim of the awards is to encourage the highest possible standards in all types of public conveniences. This involves toilet providers, managers, washroom suppliers, cleaning contractors, staff, visitors and users, but more importantly the Cottagee's who make good use of these facilities for meeting others.

Any type of public' toilet can be nominated or entered for the competition, I personally prefer the old brick built victorian type of cottage with those high ceramic urinals, the one's where you can pretend to be taking a pee while you scan over the top checking out the cock next to you. I'm not so much interested in the decor, just as long as it's regulary visited by folk seeking some cock action, oh and the Police in the area have better things to do.

So anyone can nominate a cottage, if it's got glory holes, excellent, that's better still, if it's one of those awful steel tardis contraptions, then voice your complaints. If it has steel plate on the walls covering up the glory holes, don't let me tempt you into cutting a hole through, but again complain that your civil liberties has been infringed upon.

Over 1,000 entries have been received for the 2005 Cottage of the Year Awards, which is nearly 30% up on last year. That rather surprises me actually because I never thought that there was that many Cottages still open.

Judging for this year’s competition is almost complete. Cottage inspectors will be returning from across the Isles to decide the winner, having examined the Cottage's, zipped up their flies and scorded them accordingly

The awards Presentation Ceremony is taking place on Tuesday 27th September at The Waterfront Conference Centre, Belfast at 4.00pm – as part of the 2005 World Toilet Summit.

The Presentation will be followed by a Civic Reception in Belfast City Hall, hosted by The Lord Mayor of Belfast. There will be a Gala Dinner, and to finish off the evening nicely no doubt the guests will have a good dump afterwards.
Let's hope they leave the toilets as clean as they found them aye.

Britains Cottages were once the envy of the world
Cottage of the year awards 2005
World toilet summit

[lonegypsy]

giving awards to public toilet facilities...... thats a new one on me