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For those out there who dont buy their own panties (or have someone to buy them for you), how do you come about aquiring your panties?
It would be interesting to know. I know one thing, while i always love buying panties in person, it's exciting to pinch the odd pair of knickers. Anyway, i always consider this as research - i like to know what sort of panties the average woman is wearing these days
But seriously, there must be some out there who have been a little bit naughty over the years, swiping knickers from drawers, laundry, washing lines. I mean c'mon, this site is not called PantyHOLIC for no reason - just like you wouldnt dangle a bottle of bourbon in front of an alcoholic, you cant hang out a clothesline full of panties next door to a panty addict and expect the temptation wont see those knickers vanish overnight. Goes without saying, really
At some stage you are going to be presented with an irresistable opportunity,.... some silky, lacey knickers, lying in a clothespile, while the owner is out of the room, the panties are calling to you '...here i am.....you'll never get another chance like this, you fool...take me, take me now..."
and you'll be like ' oh alright then, if your gonna make a song and dance about it, its into my pocket with you, panty..'
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Posted 07 May 2005 - 12:21 PM
Obviously anyone who replies to this may incriminate themselves in a yet unsolved panty crime held on police files so be careful as to what you admit too.
I am going to take this opportunity to represent my client and on their behalf deny any theft at all. After returning from the usual Friday night out your honour, it wasn't Mr X who raided a clothes line on more than one occasion (oops how did he know that). Yes the alleged owner so I am led to believe was of the younger age bracket, but so my client informs me only her panties and bra were stolen, his/her jeans etc were left untouched. If they knew who the panty raider was he would feel it would be his duty to make a full statement, but your honour it was dark making an accurate description almost impossible.
Furthermore my client would of been worse for the drink if it was indeed him, making the scaling of a 6ft high wooden fence quietly, simply out of the question.
He would also like to refute the accusations that whilst during a short spell of unemployment and working voluntary in a Charity shop no panties were diverted to his blue knapsack. This was used soley for his sandwiches, and can I just inform the court that it was normal practice for any used/worn panties to be binned for collection by the rag man should my client for some strange reason be found guilty if charged.
The theft of a pair of panties from a hotel balcony was of course not my client the suspicion lies on the people in the other adjoining room. After a closer examination (naturally after the thieves had ditched them) it was discovered the panties were well past there sell by date, having suffered months if not years of extreme abuse. My client informs me that he would of been in fact doing the middle aged lady a favour if he was wrongly accused of this panty snatch.
I am going to take this opportunity to represent my client and on their behalf deny any theft at all. After returning from the usual Friday night out your honour, it wasn't Mr X who raided a clothes line on more than one occasion (oops how did he know that). Yes the alleged owner so I am led to believe was of the younger age bracket, but so my client informs me only her panties and bra were stolen, his/her jeans etc were left untouched. If they knew who the panty raider was he would feel it would be his duty to make a full statement, but your honour it was dark making an accurate description almost impossible.
Furthermore my client would of been worse for the drink if it was indeed him, making the scaling of a 6ft high wooden fence quietly, simply out of the question.
He would also like to refute the accusations that whilst during a short spell of unemployment and working voluntary in a Charity shop no panties were diverted to his blue knapsack. This was used soley for his sandwiches, and can I just inform the court that it was normal practice for any used/worn panties to be binned for collection by the rag man should my client for some strange reason be found guilty if charged.
The theft of a pair of panties from a hotel balcony was of course not my client the suspicion lies on the people in the other adjoining room. After a closer examination (naturally after the thieves had ditched them) it was discovered the panties were well past there sell by date, having suffered months if not years of extreme abuse. My client informs me that he would of been in fact doing the middle aged lady a favour if he was wrongly accused of this panty snatch.
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Posted 07 May 2005 - 01:34 PM
pinkundies1, on May 7 2005, 07:51 AM, said:
But seriously, there must be some out there who have been a little bit naughty over the years, swiping knickers from drawers, laundry, washing lines. . .
The last item I recall nicking was an almost frumpish, lavender, floor-length nightgown that I discovered while doing laundry at a time when we were still living in an apartment with shared coin-op washers and dryers in the basement. I think I must have nicked these because I was fairly sure they belonged to the fortyish girlfriend of a neighbor, and this girlfriend was rather vocal in their lovemaking. Most everything after that I have purchased, and the incident in question would have taken place in 1985 or so. I hope and expect the statute of pantitations has run out long since then.
I suppose one could also count the bra from my ex that I took for sentimental reasons -- though in that case I found the bra in the garbage and recalled it as one that she had worn at the time we first met, and may even have been the bra she was wearing the first time we made love. Almost needless to say, it doesn't fit me, and probably never will, considering.
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Posted 07 May 2005 - 03:47 PM
Pantyholic, on May 7 2005, 11:16 PM, said:
Obviously anyone who replies to this may incriminate themselves in a yet unsolved panty crime held on police files so be careful as to what you admit too...........
do you know pantyholic, by incredible co-incidence, i am representing a client called Mr Y, for the very same reason you are representing Mr X (he has been charged with first degree grand panty theft (Panty Raider Act 1972), among other things.
My client tells me, he swears to me, that he wasnt the guy who fed the poison sausages to the neighbours dogs so as to eliminate them as a barrier to the clotheslines. He utterly denies it.
No, he is not responsible for the pet holocaust in the neighbourhood, and the ensuing panty thefts, my client rejects that assertion outright. I put it to you, that on the night in question, my client was in fact at home reading the bible. The offences occured on a wednesday night, and that, my friends, is my clients solitary bible reading night. He could not have been the alleged offender in this matter, if he was at home alone reading Exodus
This whole idea that my client allegedly produced anthrax in his backyard laboratory in order to lace the 54 sausages he was allegedly observed purchasing from the local supermarket, this whole assertion is complete hearsay. That backyard lab is used solely to produce spee... i mean, to do experiments with the bunsen burner and petri dish, things like that. He uses his lab for good, not for bad.
There is no proof to back these accusations against my client.
As for these other vexatious allegations against my client, he categorically rejects that he is same person seen running screaming from a backyard with his back covered in tarantulas ( a la Indiana Jones in Raiders..), having attempted to traverse a particularly bushy backyard to get to the wash line. Yes, we acknowledge that it is coincedental that my client presented at the hospital on the night in question with bites all over his back and head, but my client has reciepts from the carpet steamcleaners that proves his house has a dust mite problem, hence the liberal distribution of inflamed bites.
As for the ten garbage bags full of stolen panties found in my clients cupboard, he doesnt know how they got there. He's never seen them before in his life - they must have been planted by the CIA, or something..
Lies, they are all lies
by the way, girls, just so you know, i am just joking here, not being serious.
no kids, i dont recommend any of this carry on at home
#5 Guest_aren_*
Posted 12 May 2005 - 02:27 AM
I buy mine now...a wedding ring is a ticket to no strange looks or questions.
he he he
In college and when I lived in an apartment building serveral years ago, I nabbed them from the dryer...
I have been meaning to write an article about the fine art of Dryer diving.
he he he
In college and when I lived in an apartment building serveral years ago, I nabbed them from the dryer...
I have been meaning to write an article about the fine art of Dryer diving.
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Posted 12 May 2005 - 07:22 PM
aren, on May 11 2005, 10:22 PM, said:
I have been meaning to write an article about the fine art of Dryer diving.
Dryer Nabbing ... LOL made me remember a cute joke I was emailed a few weeks ago ... wanted to send it to my favorite sisters & friends ... Hope it makes you smile ...
A Blonde Doing Laundry ....
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Posted 20 February 2006 - 09:08 PM
I was a big panty thief when I was younger, clotheslines, the 5 & 10, and laundromats. On occasion I would be lucky and find some walking the street and riding my bike in the park. It wasn't until I got a job and could afford my own panties that I quit my escapades. I was so desperate for panties I would take them off clotheslines in broad daylight. I would risk getting caught trying to get a five finger discount at the 5 & 10 but in the laundromat it was only in the lost and found pile that I stole the panties. It is a fetish that causes this unwanted behavior, I preyed on society to satisfy my craving for panties, it is actually an addiction and I need a fix everyday.
Always Into Panties,
FrillyWilly
Always Into Panties,
FrillyWilly
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Posted 23 February 2006 - 06:08 AM
Well I've 'knicked' a few in the past. Now I buy my own, or 'borrow' them.
Hmmm I think PH asked me to write up my latest 'borrowing escapades' a while back... guess I better start doing that.
Hmmm I think PH asked me to write up my latest 'borrowing escapades' a while back... guess I better start doing that.
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Posted 24 February 2006 - 07:01 PM
Posted yesterday *makes a note* ok lets give him a day or two.
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