[Pantyholic]

The Fart Silencer Everyone suffers from wind problems even females though few would admit to it. You could be anywhere on a date, in a job interview, in a restaurant and then it happens, you try squeezing your butt cheeks but too late that nasty gas has escaped and how embarrassing can that be if the ass trumpet starts blowing Colonel Bogey.Worry no more a man from WuHan, China, has invented the Fart Silencer, a small plastic tube that you stick up your ass.The Fart Silencer is a small plastic tube with one end that is completely open and the other end having numerous smaller holes in it.Users are instructed to insert the open end into their ass when they feel a fart is brewing up. This should eliminate any unwanted sound farts tend to produce, and if you spray a cotton ball with your favorite perfume or after shave and put it into the Fart Silencer it will act as a deodorizer and eliminate any unwanted odors that might occur.Below the inventor is demonstrating how it works by using his mouth, and just in case Chinese authorities are offended and march him off to Tiananmen square to execute him he is wearing dark glasses as a disguiseYou wont be able to understand a thing unless you speak Chinese but you will get the idea. Doesn't mention anything about using it as a butt plug prior to having a nice big fat cock up your ass, but I guess that could be another use.