[Pantyholic]

First posted Jan 2004

Just visited this web site, purely for educational purposes you understand Pantyhose info which sells Pantyhoses, or if you live in the UK Pantyhose = "Tights"
Hmm... think I've always prefered the word Tights, Pantyhose sounds more like an attatchment which connects to the panty, to be used by incontinent sufferers, or for douching one's parts

Here Goes:
The Right Way to Put on Hosiery - There is a right way to put on hosiery. Most importantly, take a few minutes to put them on properly, and follow these simple directions:
Remove all jewelry, and check fingernails and toenails for rough edges (this greatly reduces those maddening "they ran as soon as I put them on" mornings).This is particulary important if you happen to work in the building industry
Roll each leg of the pantyhose down and place the toe of the garment over the foot. Gently smooth one leg all the way up, then repeat on the other leg.Please Note:If your standing up DO NOT try and put both legs on at the same time
Pull the rest of the pantyhose up to the waist - but don't pull too tight! This could result in your dear mother not recognising your high pitched voice and calling the Police
Smooth fabrics while checking for twists and sags.and either or both your cigarettes and lighter, Oh and don't forget to make sure your todger is nestled in nicely
Lastly, take off your hosiery just as carefully as you put them on.
what you reckon to that last one girls reckon it depends upon circumstances at the time of removal myself


Ok I joked a bit, but seriously there is some good information here, including a bit of history regarding how Queen Elizabeth must have felt when she received her first pair of silk stockings in 1589, and how stockings, and later, pantyhose have aroused the passions of women (and men) everywhere.

Somewhere I saw a page which has a height weight size chart, think it was the Spanx link .......What a name I love it.

So if your bored take a look