what's in your drawers?
#1 Guest_pinkundies1_*
Posted 21 November 2005 - 12:04 PM
i have continued my quest in the interim to amassing the largest private collection of panties in human history, but i've been stuck on 131 panties for the last couple of weeks. I reckon i'm doing alright, but naturally i've got a long way to go.
My bra department has increased somewhat (i'm giving myself a pat on the back as i say this 'well done, pinkundies, well done'). Yes, sometimes i just pour my collection of panties and apparel into a gigantic pile on my livingroom floor and look on with tears in my eyes - tears of joy!
'oh lord' i yell, ' PRAISE BE TO THE LORD FOR GIVING US PANTIES'. Not that i'm religious, apart from from the shrine i set up in my bedroom to Pantyocrates, the Roman god of panties (its a pair of panties stretched across a crucifix).
anyway, it'd be interesting to hear what other girls have got in their pantydrawers these days..
#2
Posted 21 November 2005 - 07:24 PM
I quashed these rumours to some extent and assured worried members that you had taken on a extra paper round so you could save up and buy a new computer.
When I read that a paper boy from Melbourne had been arrested for stealing bra's and panties off washing lines I automatically thought of you and was a little worried that Police would confiscate your 131 ill gotten gains and ask for members of the public to come forward if they recognised any of the items of pantyness.
Well it's good to see you either escaped prosecution, or there was no truth in the rumour in the first place.
So where have you been then? you can't just stroll in here as if nothing had happened and without some kind of explanation can she girls
#3 Guest_pinkundies1_*
Posted 22 November 2005 - 08:39 AM
as for my panty horde, most of it is legitimate purchase (who doesn't love to shop?), but yes, sometimes i am a little naughty and succumb to weakness, god, i am only human you know. There sure are a lotta rumours doing the rounds, it is just like a womens periodical magazine- how fabulous. But i have to say, the paper round bit is about the only rumour that's true - how did you know PH?
the money in paperrounding (that's what we in the industry like to call it) is not all that good, so alas, i've still got the same old computer. But i paperround for the love of it, i tell you, the love! Riding my pushbike in the rain, beating the wild dog off me with one of my rolled up newspapers - i love that shit, man. No, only joking bout the p-round, but still have the same computer if u can believe that. gonna upgrade soon.
so were have i been? well, ha ha ha. I'll give you four choices and you can decide for yourself which one is true....
A) i was abducted by anal probing aliens
C) i had a hissyfit at ebbixx and stormed off like a petulant princess
D) or none of the above
Hmmmm. Anyway, it is good to talk to you again, Pantyholic.
#4
Posted 22 November 2005 - 10:25 AM
I spent countless hours telephoning coast guards, asking if there were any reports of a torn panty quilt being washed up on any of the beaches.
After I had finished speaking to the last sheltered home in Melbourne, the only thing left for me to do was pray you were not held as a sex slave by the Melbourne Gramma Strangler, as most victims suffer irreversible brain damage and a raw and ripped ass.
I even had a visions the 4 cubicle toilet block you were building at the bottom of the garden had collapsed on you for christ's sake.
Well even I suffer from what my X always called a full moon, so next time you feel like just taking off for months on end, look on it as personal, personal against me not anyone/anything else.
Anyway I will forgive you providing next time you post the course you will be navigating, and the planned ports of call, so we can all track your progress, and bring you some provisions.
#5
Posted 23 November 2005 - 05:32 AM
Missed you ... as for my lingerie collection it keeps growing and growing and growing ... as long there is an eBay and I have a little income my lingerie collection will continue to grow.
I am addicted to Auctions (on and off line), Garage Sales, and Discount Lingerie outlets.
Guess that 12 step plan isn't working too well for me .. maybe I need a better sponsor my last one was too weak .. she let me corrupt her into a full blown Panty-Addict and the last I heard from her she was hanging around Laundromats dryer dipping ... sadly I believe she is beyond help ... but lets all take a moment of silence and ask the Panty-God to protect her where ever she maybe tonight.
Your Sister-n-Panties,
Michelle Jo
#6 Guest_pinkundies1_*
Posted 23 November 2005 - 10:53 AM
do you know, it's interesting, i WAS held as a sex slave by the grammar strangler for a time - she was so infuriated by my incorrect use of pronouns that i was repeatedly intruded upon. In fact, she tried to strangle me after i failed to correctly use an example of a homonyn ( i didn't get past 'gay ninja..., i mean c'mon, there must have been heaps of gay ninjas in medieval japan). But strangling me only made me think of micheal hutchence - if getting strangled while your beating yourself off is worth dying for, i'm willing to give it a try. Anyway, the grammar strangler realised i was a hopeless cause and threw me out. Threw me out! Can you believe that?
you don't have to worry about me when i'm sailing around the world, PH, i always have my inflatable panties on in case a tsunami swamps the boat. Besides that, i know how to body surf.
but just in case, on my next sojourn, i shall definitely provide an itinery - but you have to make sure you catch up with me when i sail by your port, otherwise i'll get very cranky.
#7 Guest_pinkundies1_*
Posted 23 November 2005 - 11:25 AM
i missed you too. I feel like a group hug at the moment, but there's no one around. Think i'm going to have to go hang out in the foyer of the funeral parlour again- those guys, so many hugs, so many 'who the fuck are you' expressions. No, i'm only jokin, MJ.
I'm rapt to hear your panty collection is growing. It's one of those things though, is'nt it, the panty horde never stops growing. Mself, i always want more. Once i aqcuire exactly the panty i want, either i want more of it, or i decide there is a new panty holy grail that i shall attain at all costs.
i've never bought underwear off the internet, mainly coz of security reasons. While i have never come across knickers at garage sales, i have bought knickers, slips, teddies etc at reycling shops (ways good condition). Otherwise, i buy my undies etc in person at department stores, usually at good prices - rarely do i have to pay more than $10 for a pair of feminine underpants featuring nylon/ satin, lace panels and a little bow.
#8
Posted 23 November 2005 - 12:05 PM
I even replaced the yellow flags with a pair of panties once, hiding in a clump of trees I would eagerly wait for the morning to see who would be the first golfer to steal them, the evidence being captured on camera, and posted on the clubhouse notice board......... ok I lied about that, but the thought did cross my mind.
#10 Guest_pinkundies1_*
Posted 24 November 2005 - 07:27 AM
thanx for the welcome back. Good to catch up witchoo again.
Speaking of popping those inflatable panties, let me just say, if you ever happen to be wearing them underneath while grocery shopping, make sure the rip cord is not dangling out your fly...
one day, as i knelt down to grab a packet of corn chips, little did i realise my foot was standing on the dangling cord. As i stood up, the cord pulled and the panties exploded like a car airbag, blowing my trousers to shreds all over the tuna display. It was a pretty awkward moment.
#11 Guest_pinkundies1_*
Posted 24 November 2005 - 08:00 AM
yes i too undertook a liberal consumption of mushrooms back in the day. The worst thing is, that after munching (and boiling) thousands of mushrooms over the years, i found out they werent actually magic mushrooms i'd been eating all that time - they were deathcaps. It certainly explained the sore kidneys. Oh well, lucky i've got two kidneys then isnt it....or is that two livers? I bloodywell better have two livers after all the booze i've guzzled, or i'm in a bit of strife.
#12 Guest_breanna_*
Posted 27 December 2005 - 05:44 PM
Top drawer....Panties only, 57 pair at last count
2nd drawer... bras including sport bras, 19 including 2 sport bras
3rd drawer..hosery including tights, pantyhose, stockings , knee hi's and thigh hi's and garters
4th drawer...folded out of season tops ect.

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