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As authorities nationwide warn motorists of the dangers of driving while texting, Florida Keys law enforcement officers add a new caution: Don't try to shave your privates, either.



Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.



"She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Trooper Gary Dunick said. "If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot ... who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this.' Well, this takes it."



If that weren't enough, Megan Mariah Barnes was not supposed to be driving and her 1995 Ford Thunderbird was not supposed to be on the road.



The day before the wreck, Barnes was convicted in an Upper Keys court of DUI with a prior and driving with a suspended license, said Monroe County Assistant State Attorney Colleen Dunne. Barnes was ordered to impound her car, and her driver's license was revoked for five years, after which time she must have a Breathalyzer ignition interlock device on any vehicle she drives, Dunne said. Barnes also was sentenced to nine months' probation.



Barnes and Charles Judy were southbound in her Thunderbird at 11 a.m. when they slammed into the back of a 2006 Chevrolet pickup driven by David Schoff of Palm Bay. His passengers were a man and two women; the latter were treated for minor injuries at Lower Keys Medical Center, FHP spokesman Alex Annunziato said.



Schoff had slowed to about 5 mph to make a turn when the Thunderbird hit him, traveling about 45 mph, which was within the speed limit, Dunick said.



Barnes allegedly drove another half-mile, then switched seats with Judy, who allegedly claimed to be driving, Annunziato said.



"She jumps in the back seat and he moves over," Dunick said. "It was like the old comedy bit, 'Who's on first?' "



Burns on Judy's chest from the passenger-side airbag deploying belied their story, Dunick said. The airbag in the steering wheel did not deploy, he said.



Troopers charged Barnes with driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, leaving the scene of a wreck with injuries and driving with no insurance. Judy was not charged.



Barnes faces a maximum of a year in jail if found guilty of violating her probation due to the wreck, Dunne said.



"My phone has been ringing off the hook all day, and I know there's a funny side to this, but it's also deadly serious. This is a scary road and a lot of bad wrecks are caused by dumb stuff like this," Dunick said. "It is unbelievable. I'm really starting to believe this stuff only happens in the Keys

[Pantyholic]

As if being called Judy ain't enough, he has to suffer the ridicule of taking the wheel while she shaves the old snatch for some guy who's going to bang his ex wife.

Were they both on drugs

Why didn't he take the wheel in the first place, she could of then spread out on the back seat where removing the beard off the old clam would of been far easier. Or better still why didn't she do it before she left home.

[PantyLoverBC]

And here I thought I'd seen it all... Women chaning clothes, putting on makeup, masturbating... Guys getting BJ's, changing shoes, shirts... Even in MY line of work, someone defurring while driving is rather outlandish... And I work in traffic all day long...

Pantyholic, on 09 March 2010 - 01:15 PM, said:

Why didn't he take the wheel in the first place, she could of then spread out on the back seat where removing the beard off the old clam would of been far easier.

'Probly more interested in peeking at his ex's panties and snizz than driving, as hitting that car proves... If he was paying attention, he coulda told her someone wanted to turn up ahead...

Pantyholic, on 09 March 2010 - 01:15 PM, said:

Or better still why didn't she do it before she left home.

That would have been logical... From my experiences, "she" and "logic" don't mix well...

[Pantied Suzi]

Yeah, what was she doing, dry shaving? Ouch! Also, I think she must be a hooker and her ex-husband a pimp. Why else would they be driving together to go see her "boyfriend?"

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Pantied Suzi, on 10 March 2010 - 09:37 AM, said:

I think she must be a hooker and her ex-husband a pimp.

Yea if you seen the photo of her she does look like a well hammered prostitute.

[Pantyholic]

There's a picture? even better lets go get it.



Hmm maybe she wasn't shaving, maybe she was just peeling off the scabs

[Annette]

Well, I saw this story when I checked the news over my morning coffee. Then I made my usual morning check-in to PK and whatdya' know PH was already on it!!! Ya' gotta' love it!

The scene of the wreck is only a couple of miles north of where we snowbirded in the Keys last winter.

Annette

[tineetommie]

UNBELEIVABLE shecould have gut off her clitty !!! ouch

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Pantied Suzi, on 10 March 2010 - 04:37 AM, said:

Yeah, what was she doing, dry shaving? Ouch! Also, I think she must be a hooker and her ex-husband a pimp. Why else would they be driving together to go see her "boyfriend?"

definately a hooker family... again,, i would like to quote everyone here,, Why was she driving in the first place.. its not like it was a ritzy car or something,, ...

people are soo fricken stupid sometimes,,,

i have seen the most horrific accidents in florida,, especially from orlando to like cocoa beach,, that trip people drive like a bat out of hell all thte time